THIS EXISTS?! OMG, JFC! I WANT TO LIVE INSIDE OF A NUTELLERIA.

I love Nutella! I haven't had it in years!
I remember my mom buying it at Publix when I was younger, but I never see it anymore.

If you haven't tried this, you need to stand up, go to the grocery store, buy 100 jars of Nutella, 100 boxes of Eggo waffles, 100 gallons of milk, and maybe some chocolate chips, and then prepare yourself; body and mind, for the most amazing breakfast you'll ever have.

Seriously. You need to try it.

It smells like Christmas and childhood, and tastes like dreams and love.

Yeah, it's that good.

If I was at the beach and saw this, I'd die laughing. I would seriously have to walk away, crying from laughter. Seriously though, how do you get this big?

On that note, it's p90x time.

Captain "Coward" Said He "Tripped" Into a Lifeboat, LOL

LOL!

"The captain of the Italian cruise ship gave a slapstick explanation of how he ended up safely in a lifeboat instead of going down with his ship, saying he tripped and fell into the boat as it was being lowered into the sea, Italian media reported today."

The 52 year-old captain, Francesco Schettino, gave an extremely hilarious account of his own actions.

Captain: "I was helping some passengers put the life boat to sea. At a certain point the mechanism for lowering it, blocked. We had to force it. Suddenly the system unblocked itself and I tripped and I found myself inside the life boat with a number of passengers."



Even more hilarious, Carnival is probably saying sorry by offering the usual $500.00 travel voucher and $100.00 in-ship credit.



Full mayday transcript and sources after the break.

Sheldon on Messages

"You have to check your messages. The leaving of a message is one half of a social construct, which is completed by the checking of the message. If that contract breaks down, then all social contracts break down, and we descend into anarchy!"

Sheldon Cooper

The Big Bang Theory